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Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship.

As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts, "Save the women!"

George W. Bush hysterically hollers, "Screw the women!"

Bill Clinton's asks excitedly, "Do we have time?"

A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?"

Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven."

Mary answers, "He's in my heart."

Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!"

The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.

"Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'"

Atheist denial: God still part of inauguration

God will still be a part of the presidential oath of office.

A U.S. District judge on Thursday rejected an atheist's lawsuit that would have eliminated the phrase "so help me God" from President-elect Barack Obama's swearing-in ceremony, according to the Washington Examiner.

Atheist Michael Newdow filed similar lawsuits in 2001 and 2005, but neither went to trial.

Newdow, of Sacramento, Calif., said he wanted to take the phrase "so help me God" out of the oath of office and cut the invocation prayer because any references to God or religion violate the Constitution.
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Should Obama be prohibited from saying "so help me god" at the swearing in ceremony?

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